I used to write film reviews for a company magazine back when I had a ‘proper job’ & for a website, so here’s some of them.
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“Thish ish besht blog I eva sheen. That whadu wan me shay? Whatsha blog? Thanksh for th Speshy Brew” - Dave, from outside my local fish’n’chip shop
“We love your blog. We print it out & wrap the fish in it, gets less ink on them” - my local fish’n’chip shop
“What’s this crap you’re wrapping my fish in! What happened to the pictures of boobies?!” - customer of my local fish’n’chip shop (Ed.: I know him, he has bad taste)
“Well spank my bottom & call me Marmaduke! This blog is the finest piece of writing ever to grace the literary world! Well done good sir!” - someone a bit like Stephen Fry
"I laughed 'til it hurt! Then I read your blog" - Asmar Tarse
"I read 'til I stopped" - Mrs. Tarse