OK so, Sunday night my twitter-mate @Bass_ decided it was all a bit quiet on the twitter front, & that things could be livened up if he conducted a Twitter Drinking Experiment (TDE). This basically involved everyone drinking a bottle of 2 of wine very quickly then tweeting about it straight away. It appears that the experiment was a success: twitter definitely became more lively. So I did what every good twittererer should & wrote a song about it. It’s (very) loosely based on Monty Python’s Philosopher’s Song, so you might even like to sing along.
All together now:
Dirty dawg @Bass_ though completely wasted can drink you under the table.
@Richard_Gable when he’s able, quaffs vintage reds ’til his he’s not too stable
@ceggs the dregs has completely drained of 2 bottles of wine without restraint
There’s nothing @purelaura couldn’t show ya ’bout the ways of Chardonnay. Only 10 bottles & she’s rolling on the hay…
Oh, @Boogaloo1 loves to hit the Blue Nun, 10 bottles of that & she’s anyone’s
@LucyKD knocks it back freely; 12 bottles of Port then it’s time for tea
And @Drolgerg smashed is annoying & crass, he writes silly songs that don’t even rhyme
Those in @Bass_‘s wine taster were particularly blissed: all lovely little tweeters but more lively when they’re pissed!
Disclaimer: all the people mentioned here are in fact in all probability completely sober & lovely individuals & not at all as they may or not be portrayed here. Some also may contain nuts.
If you’d like to be added just tell me your twitter name, your tipple of choice & how you may (or may not!) behave when under it’s influence & I’ll see what I can do